Posted on 10/24/2008 8:50:03 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
You're going to think you fell into the movie "Red Dawn" at the rate we're going.
Those are pretty.
I tried to blow it out twice....got dizzy
OK, here’s the solution.
Get a very large screwdriver if you have one, if not use something very sturdy; broom handle works, toilet plunger handle or such.
Move the blades COUNTER-CLOCKWISE just a bit. Doesn’t take much. The spoon should be loose enough to come out.
DISCONNECT everything first. Gotta protect those fingers.
LOL!
The story that goes with headline in previous post
After all, she is quoted as saying with a guilty smirk, “I didn’t know he was a Democrat!” In a shocking admission of guilt she admitted she had hunted, stalked, killed, and butchered this great American just to fill her freezer for the winter. She further claimed she and many of her fellow Alaskans are often involved in these barbarous acts against innocent moose and other animals......especially the more edible ones.
“These activities take place in September during a period of the month known as....moose hunting season. It was unfortunate for him that he scheduled his vacation for September,” Said Gov. Palin.
Members of various animal right groups quickly denounced this wanton act of violence against one of Americas foremost celebrities. Marvin J. Whiner a spokesperson for PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) stated, “We are not going to take this lying down, we are asking for a full investigation by the FBI, the Congress and the ASPCA. We are also asking the ACLU to look into possible violations of Bullwinkle’s civil rights. After all, how would you like to take a vacation and end up in someone’s freezer,” Asked an irate Whiner.
When asked how Bullwinkle tasted an unrepentant Gov. Palin was quoted as saying, “Like most Democrats he was tough, gamey and unpalatable, and I fed most of him to my sled dogs.”
Boris Badinov a long time Republican activist, member of the Bush administration, and sworn enemy of Bullwinkle was quoted as saying, “I wish I’d known about this moose hunting season years ago.”
Bullwinkle’s long time companion Rocky D. Squirrel is reported to have left Alaska due to the upcoming squirrel hunting season in October.-AP
It’s above his pay grade.
flip the logic.....it is close because of the tact of the media....McCain will win...polls are horrific lies
hey Matthews.....slept w/ Obambi yet,,,,,you know ya wanna
I think I’m doing both...unplugging and turning off the fuse....
What can I say, I love puns. It’s the English side of the family in me.
I was busy elsewhere, but saw the flickering flame of your post and was drawn to its glow.
I HOPE SO.....but it sounds like it was a boyfriend who she doesn't want to tattle on.....stupid girl.
OK, Ill help.
Just call JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!
put a sock in it llort
Couldn’t hoit.
This is what is going to make me sweat...lol.....thanks for your help....
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