DEAR MR BERG. I AM ON RECEIVERSHIP DUE TO DEATH OF MY UNCLE MINISTER OF INTERNAL AFFAIR SIR KAWETSI OGAWANGABANGA OF IMPORTENT VIDEOTAPES ABOUT THE MESSIAH SAHIB. FOR $100,000 SENT TO MY ACCOUNT WILL PROVIDE TAPE. MEET ME IN BLUE PALM CAFE, NIGERIA SUNDAY AT 2PM. PLEASE BRING $100,000 IN BROWN PAPER BAG. YOU MUST COME BY YOURSELF AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT BEING WATCHED.