Right—all these honor students, including one admittee to Stanford law school, were just so taken with Ohio and so unable to comprehened the “difficult” requirements, they goofed.
Pardon me for thinking they were caught red handed and decided to come clean to avoid criminal proceedings against them.
Lib kids got caught and didn’t feel like spending time in the Ohio pound-it-in-the-@ss prison.
Sounds like he found out that he could do jail time for a felony for this and that this is a major CYA speach probably wrote by an attorney for him. Isn’t it greatthat the little sh!t doesn’t get to vote because he wasn’t home in time to make sure he was registered? Poetic Justice!
Bull.
Speaking directly to the people of Ohio, our mistake was an honest one,
MORE BULL.
Why was this removed from breaking news? Palestra.net is the college news org that originally broke this story.
That's real nice, too bad it's a statutory offense and you will face prosecution.
A) No person shall do any of the following: (1) Vote or attempt to vote in any primary, special, or general election in a precinct in which that person is not a legally qualified elector; (2) Vote or attempt to vote more than once at the same election by any means, including voting or attempting to vote both by absent voters ballots under division (G) of section 3503.16 of the Revised Code and by regular ballot at the polls at the same election, or voting or attempting to vote both by absent voters ballots under division (G) of section 3503.16 of the Revised Code and by absent voters ballots under Chapter 3509. or armed service absent voters ballots under Chapter 3511. of the Revised Code at the same election; (3) Impersonate or sign the name of another person, real or fictitious, living or dead, and vote or attempt to vote as that other person in any such election; (4) Cast a ballot at any such election after objection has been made and sustained to that persons vote; (5) Knowingly vote or attempt to vote a ballot other than the official ballot. (B) Whoever violates division (A) of this section is guilty of a felony of the fourth degree.
they’re all thinking, “Guilty as Sin, Free as a Bird, It’s a Great Country”
as Obama’s “guy in the neighborhood” said...
Gee Officer, I didn’t know I was going 65 in a school zone!