Posted on 10/23/2008 8:28:37 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
There was a thread that pointed out that the 'year' he was born is important because during that time the law was not automatic for their kids born out of the country (like Africa) to be 'automatic' citizens.
Having hauled in a record $208,333 every hour of every day last month — $150 million in all — plus a few more unreported millions so far this month, Barack Obama is worried that he might come up short in the political money war with the John McCain-Sarah Palin ticket.
Just to relieve himself of that $150 million before the polls open, Obama will have to spend $12.5 million a day. Having now collected more than $605 million altogether, the freshman senator shows no concern over the appearance of buying the presidency. Imagine for a moment the national political conversation that could be going on now if rich Republicans had raked in that much loot for one campaign.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/10/obama-money.html
She is but ACORN just re-registered her to vote.
I believe Acorn signed up the following people, too:
1) Stewie Griffin
2) Roger the Alien
3) Jimmy Nutron
4) Peter Griffin
5) Luke Duke
6) Daisy Duke
7) Beaver Cleaver
8) Ernie Douglas
9) Cousin Oliver
10) Cousin Itt
new headline:
BREAKING: Wind behind Obama!
“Why is Obama still here,when his Grandmother is gravely ill?”
I wondered the same thing!! I think it was Monday they were first talking about this, said he’d be flying back on Thursday. I thought “huh, must not be too ill!!” She was released from the hospital apparently last Sunday! Nice of bambi to be there at her bedside!
Good grief!! Just a few stops along the campaign trail on the way as he “hurries” right to gramma.
Somthing is definitely fishy with this story!
0bamy’s mom is dead? I never heard that.
Never say never :)
With Syracuse, Buffalo, and Rochester circling the bowl, I think even the blue bits might come around.
BAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Yeah that’s true I just don’t want to suffer under four years of oblama.
It is the Hawaiian Islamic Hospital of Kenya. :-)
More links to suggest Obama was KENYAN BORN!
www.usafricaonline.com/news.html
http://www.usafricaonline.com/barackbama08usafrica.gif
Oh, that's too bad. But maybe it will get people to wondering...
OK, I see now. I thought only his dad was dead.
You’re welcome!
If we do have FREE ELECTIONS in 2012...
I missed it, too.
Working and lurking.
bbl, gotta do errands.
GReat stuff Raster really gets the message across.
Don’t forget Mickey Mouse! lol
Imagine the kerfluffle that will result if his grandmother passes during his visit while he is alone with her.
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