*yawn* Newbie whines. Nothing to see here.
Oh, and anyone who votes for Obama is most certainly not a conservative.
The teacher, being a huge Obama supporter, asked her class of 7yr olds who all were Obama fans. Not knowing what an Obama fan was, but not wanting to be left out, all of them raised their hands except Little Johny. Teacher walks up to him and asks him, “so you’re not an Obama fan, and may I ask why?” Little Johny says “because I am a Republican.” Teacher asks “and why is that?” Little Johny says “because my dad is a Republican and my mom is a Republican so that makes me a Republican.” Teacher says, “Oh really. If your Dad was an idiot and your mom was a moron, what would that make you?” Little Johny say “An Obama fan!”