Most Honorable Fox News,
Confidential Business Proposal
Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the African Press International, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the Michelle Obama recordings to your posession. The above recording resulted from a telephone call the African Press International received.
We are now ready to transfer the recording overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as bona fide journalists, we are forbidden to operate a foreign news outlet; that is why we require your assistance. The total recording will be shared as follows: 70% for Fox News, 25% for CNN and 5% for local and international print media.
The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an editor with the African Press International (API). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your editor’s name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your teleprompter, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what Michelle had said. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
Please reply urgently.
Best regards,
African Press International’s CHIEF EDITOR KORIR
POST OF THE YEAR!!!