Thank you for the keeping of your most helpful life way.
I am dearing you and am the son of an exiled tribal leader from the nation of Zimbabwe.
Presidnent Mugabe has frozen my father fortune and put him in exile.
I have foud a wey to take bak whut is writefully ours, but I need yur help desprately.
I be gladding to send these tapes and 4.2 million in cash to you're bank account in U.S.
You can keep tape, and 5,000 U.S. dollurs, in xchange for your account number so that my exiled father can acces his writeful fortun.
Tahnk u, Yur moste humbel servant, Mukambe Ketobe, Son of Wealthy Exiled Tribal Leader
Following this multiple box canyon threads from API gives me a taste of what it would be like if I actually answered a Nigerian email.