Damnit...3rd McCain sign stolen this week. Thinking of putting bear traps in yard tonight.

20 OCT 08 | dcbryan1

[DCBryan1]

Alternatively, I'm thinking of making a sign up that says, "What does it say about liberals when they steal a wounded soldier's McCain/Palin sign".

Comments? Suggestions, Questions?

....aggravated beyond belief at liberals....to lazy to stay up all night and butt-stroke the bastards with my shotgun.

[HereInTheHeartland]

“My McCain/Palin sign was stolen by a community organizer”

That was an idea posted here a couple of weeks ago.

[Red in Blue PA]

I have had 3 signs stolen too.

Motto of libs everywhere: Freedom for me but not for thee.

[chrisser]

I’ve heard that (very very carefully) harvesting poison ivy and rubbing it on the yard sign is effective.

It won’t keep your sign from being stolen, but it will cause the thief a bit of pain.

[diverteach]

Go to walmart sporting goods section and spend $70 for a motion activated camera hunters use. Get these people on film so they can be prosecuted.

[lone star annie]

Put dog doo all around it so if they come near it, they will step in sheesh.

[softwarecreator]

in my neighborhood every McCain sign shows signs of heavy vandalism, yet every BHO sign is pristine.

Freedom of speech is sacred to liberals unless it contradicts their viewpoints.

[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

Get another sign, put on some heavy duty rubber gloves, crunch up some poison ivy, and smear it thickly all over the sign. As a bonus, hope that the loser who steals in then goes home and engages in a little autoerotic entertainment.

[pgyanke]

Read a story where one veteran put up the following with his new sign(paraphrased):

My last three signs were stolen. If someone comes again to remove my 1st Amendment rights, they will learn how I feel about my 2nd Amendment rights.

[Rightly Biased]

Just stay up late and Shoot the Bastards

[TexasNative2000]

Sign suggestion:

"My McCain signs are disappering almost as fast as my paycheck will under Obama."

[Red Badger]

Exercise your 2nd amendment rights...................

[paddles]

Put up a sign that says “The next attempt at infringement of my rights under the 1st Amendment will get a lesson about the 2nd Amendment.”

[Liberty Ship]

Saturate the edges of the sign, particularly the bottom edge, with buck lure, available at your local hunting store. They will get it on their hands and in their car and wish they had not. And if you’re lucky a HUGE buck will come along before they get away :-D

[Mr. K]

VIDEO CAMERA WITH NIGHT VISION!!!!!

and motion detector to turn the lights on - the look of surprise on their face is worth it

[Lazamataz]

OR, if you’re quick enough and have some ballz, while they’re running up into your yard to steal your sign, smash the living f—k out of their windshield and back window with an aluminum baseball bat and see how they like that kind of ‘reciprocation'.

Then, smash the living f_k out of their teeth.

[Cathy]

Put honey, cooking oil - anything greasy or sticky along the edges of the sign. The would be thiefs will pick it up and get a gooey hand, and if they are kids and throw it in the backseat of dad’s BMW - they will get in trouble for mucking up the leather seats.

[Blogger]

Don’t do something that would cause yourself to wind up in court for assault.

[freebird5850]

Someone else had the same thing happen so they made a sign saying, “Someone stole my sign last night which I was using to exercise my 1st amendment rights. Do it again and I will exercise my 2nd amendment right!”

Or something close to that...Brilliant!