Obambi will be a buddy to Hugo Chavez (Sean Penn will be AmbASSador to Venezuela).
Farrakhan and Rev. Wright are buddies of Qadhafy.
The Syrians, Palestinians, and Hezbos will be our friends, too: they openly endorsed Obambi.
The EU, Russia, and China will love us, with Obambi flying the White Flag from the White House.
As for AlQaeda, Iran, NK, etc., we will be "engaged in direct diplomacy", and Obambi will TALK them into being our friends.
After all, The One is a Transformational Candidate, he'll "transform" water into wine, lions into sheep, disease into universal health care, and war into peace. Hallelujah.
Us, maybe?