Your reality is Kabuki Slapstick.
The adult world should be something you aspire to someday.
rabs is dead-on right, most of the way around. I am glad to see Conservatism in the next generation, and it takes an extra large pair of onions to stand and take it from the rhinestone Republicans hereabouts and not waver. THAT is a Conservative quality that is growing quite rare.
If half the Republicans hereabouts had the conviction of this growlin' pup, Hunter would be getting elected this November. Try and remember that before you try to turn him to the dark side.