Endorsed and selected by the Party of...
Tim Screw Her Mahoney
Barney Screw Him Frank
Charlie Screw You Rangel
Chris Screw Everyone Dodd
Bill Bomber Ayers
Jeremiah White America Wright
Franklin Got My Millions Raines
John Theyre Racists Murtha
You forgot Cuba, Libya, Russia, China, Europe, Hamas and Hezbollah.
Oh, and Joe (I don’t know no Joe) Biden.
Raila “Obama’s Radical Communist Cuz” Odinga