Michelle Obama is a female Sith Lord.
William Ayers is a bad man. He is an unrepentant terrorist who remains to this day at war with America. He subverted the Annenburg Challenge Funds and funnelled them to radical groups to teach racism and hatred of America to ghetto youth. He used money available to him to secure Obama his state senate seat. Then he elevated Obama to be his henchman on the Annenburg Board of Directors to dole out millions of dollars to the cause of communist agitation.
BARACK OBAMA IS THE DARTH MAUL TO WILLIAM AYERS' SITH LORD!