[Portrait of a Lady]

McCain was hysterically funny with flawless delivery.

I loved the jabs at MSNBC, especially Chris Matthews and

Keith Olbermann. McCain said that he used to be a favorite

guest of Chris Matthews, but he was thrown over for another.

McCain said, he couldn't compete with tingles up Matthews

leg, and being a Maverick was the best he could do, because

being a Messiah was above his paygrade.

[I got the rope]

Obama was shaken up. He kept his head down and read his entire speech.