For some reason this reminds me of the joke about the guy who gets snake bit on the penis, and the punch line is, “He said you’re gonna die.”
thought it was please doc take away the pain but leave the swelling.
lol.
One of my bar jokes is telling people I had one testicle shot off and the doctor replaced it with an small onion.
Punch line: “Works great but I get aroused every time I walk by a hamburger stand.”