I'm outraged!!! Senator Obama offered to take a fist full of cash from someone else and give it to me. He'll even let me skip some mortgage payments to boot. All you're going to do is let me keep some of my own money. Low ball bids for the Red Dogs vote won't work.
P.S., maybe you can win by offering land reform. Some elections in Central America have been won that way and I always wanted my neighbor's home.
(yes, that is sarcasm.)