LOL. So true. I concur with Reagan ...trust but verify. The only women I completely trust are my grandma, my mom, my sister, my cat and my dog. End of story.
“You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai.
She was suppose to buy your shorty TYCO with your money,
She went to the doctor, got lypo with your money.”
Not a bad idea. I think a return to old-fashioned behavior would end a lot of this thing. That is, two people get married, then they have sex but only with their marriage partner. It didn't prevent all men from cuckoldry but it worked for a very large percentage of them. All of this rutting around like wild dogs going from dog to dog to dog is a large part of the "paternity problem."