The name “Jew” is indeed Chinese as I have a friend who is a supervisor at a govt agency with that name.
Now, if I were a Chinese Jew, my name would be King Jew (as my first name in Hebrew is “Melech” - “king”). My sister’s name in Hebrew means “princess”. So we could be King Jew and Princess Jew if we did something to make this newspaper. Kreploch, stuffed dough (Perogies to some) are nothing but an older version of WonTons.
With this kind of burden, you now know why we eat Chinese food for Xmas. It is a kind of brotherly linguistic link, or as they say in the ‘hood’, it’s a Jewish-Chinese thing. You wouldn’t understand.
Just a little crazy Jewish-Chinese history to break the shock of all the Obama scandals.
Chao! Shalom! Gumbay! Lechaim!
Do you realize how much more complicated you've made the lives of the Jews-control-everything conspiracy theorists? ;)
Oy! Such a thing.
I’m feeling verklempt.
Talk amongst yourselves. :)