Care to point out where I’ve “pimped for the bailout?”
Online petitions do not work. Sorry to rain on your parade, but they do not. No one in any position of authority cares about online petitions. They can be duplicated or outright faked.
Come up with an actual on-paper petition with individual hand-written signatures of verifiable voters, and then someone will care.
Then get busy and start going door to door.