“These are historic times,” thought Ramsey, as he dialed into the internet, via his Blackberry (which he had just gotten a handsome rebate — unusual, because rebates never seem to arrive no matter how many times you pester the clearing house, and he had done so often), “Historic and prophetic times, even perilous times. Time would tell, but time couldn’t tell time, not to mention what time the time would be.” — My entry into the Bulwar-Lytton contest.
Seriously? roflol
It was a dark and stormy ight.