Posted on 10/10/2008 8:41:30 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
Chavez don’t like Big Mac ;)
For real? Where will I get my Bic Mac when I’m in Caracas?
If I was Jodi Rell, I’d demand that Chris Dodd steps down!! (Good PR move for the GOP in CT)
ACORN Submits 2,000 to 5,000 Fake Registration Forms in Indiana?
ACORN Watch:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/09/acorn.fraud.claims/index.html
More than 2,000 voter registration forms filed in northern Indiana’s Lake County by a liberal activist group this week have turned out to be bogus, election officials said Thursday.
The group — the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, or ACORN — already faces allegations of filing fraudulent voter registrations in Nevada and faces investigations in other states.
And in Lake County, home to the long-depressed steel town of Gary, the bipartisan Elections Board has stopped processing a stack of about 5,000 applications delivered just before the October 6 registration deadline after the first 2,100 turned out to be phony.
“All the signatures looked exactly the same,” Ruthann Hoagland, a Republican on the board. “Everything on the card filled out looks exactly the same.”
Drew Griffin, investigative reporter for CNN, is en fuego lately, having already turned in one of the best, fairest, and most detailed profiles of Barack Obama’s relationship with William Ayers a few days ago.
http://campaignspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=M2UyYjgyN2U4MTM5ZmRjZTk0MzkzZjk4YjlmYzc0MGE=
The Hospital was the HUT George lives in... (to those of you in RioLinda, George Hussien Obama, not George Bush.)
SARAHCUDA!
There’s nothing those broads from Heart can say about this—parody is fair use.
John McCain sings Sarahcuda...LOL!!!
How long before Ann and Nancy sue?
If you buy an ASCAP license you can play the original all day!
Awesome.
Limbaugh history
For what people said about the Pinto, it was a great car!!
1 VOTER, 72 REGISTRATIONS
http://www.nypost.com/seven/10102008/news/politics/1_voter__72_registrations_132965.htm
A man at the center of a voter-registration scandal told The Post yesterday he was given cash and cigarettes by aggressive ACORN activists in exchange for registering an astonishing 72 times, in apparent violation of Ohio laws.
Busted... Obama Lied About His ACORN Training Sessions
http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/10/busted-obama-fight-smears-website.html
ha
Clint is grilling for the lounge tonight.
I don’t believe the POLLS...The only Obama signs are in the middle of the median strips and on cars at the local Starbucks.
I did not know that...
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