[2nd Bn, 11th Mar]

I read once that one is not a real man unless he owns a pickup truck, a chain saw, and a handgun. A coon or bird dog comes in a close fourth.

Brooks?

Nah.

[B Knotts]

I read once that one is not a real man unless he owns a pickup truck, a chain saw, and a handgun.

Does a rifle count in place of the handgun? If so, I'm OK.