But the "How convenient" line fit the situation and ACORN's "situational ethics" better.
Here's an excerpt from the Wikipedia page about the common quotes of the "church lady".
Popular catch phrases“Well, isn't that special?”“Now, who could it be? Could it be ... SATAN?” (During a Christmas-themed December broadcast, using a magnetic spelling board, she rearranged letters spelling “Santa” to reveal “Satan”.)
"We like ourselves, don't we?" (Usually directed at a guest on her show)
“How Conveeeenient.”
“Fornicating?”
LOL! I remember that Santa / Satan skit. And of course, the “fornicating.”
That was Dana Carvey playing the church lady, correct?
His portrayal of Ross Perot during the 1992 campaign was a hoot.