He’s dumber than a box of rocks. I guess that’s why the Kollege Kiddies all love him.
I have a box of rocks in my office, and I can confirm that.
After careful investigation, I find that the box of rocks has uttered far fewer stupid, ignorant, false, dishonest, deceitful, and disingenuous comments than Barak Hussein 0bama.
In fact, the box of rocks has uttered zero such statements.
Barak Hussein 0bama, on the other hand ...
What's 0bama lying about now?