● John McCains campaign has closed their offices in Michigan, and they say they wont try to compete for votes there. Apparently, this is part of McCains strategy to try to win votes only in the original 13 colonies.
● This weekend, the jury in the O.J. Simpson armed robbery case found him guilty on all counts. So be careful parents if your child experiments with double murder it could lead down the treacherous path to sports memorabilia theft.
● In a new interview, Angelina Jolie said that she wants to have more children. Then someone explained to Jolie that thanks to her there are no more left.
● eBay announced that they are firing 1,600 people. On the bright side, the fired eBay employees will be allowed to bid on the contents of their desks.
No more children left? I could swear I saw some today.