Posted on 10/07/2008 8:22:11 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I heard last night that Barney Frank had a boyfriend at Fannie Mae back in the 90’s.
What do you expect if we loose the election?
For myself, I think I might be very passive aggresive toward the liberal in my life/family.
I know I shouldn’t act that way, but I would be sooo disappointed/scandalized.
Hi CC dear.
I didn’t realize that the Sandlers were real people. The skit was very funny.
I am? Actually I’m just hoping beyond hope....
Let’s see a new American civil war with the government having its hands on nuclear weapons...not much contest. Even if the whole of the populace seethed in civil disobedience, unless the military stopped them, I could see this ruling class having the spite to use them!
I just recorded it, but I don’t know how to post an mp3.
I saw the SNL skit today and it is pretty good.
Did you see the utube on the relationship of the chosen one and the Kenyan islamo-commie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QcpdUtxNQ
FNC had a video of teen utes in a militant wacky close order drill chanting homages to the chosen one. Did you see it? I don’t think it is on utube yet.
Nasa guy won’t git er dun imo. I’m sure it was a politically correct appointment though. Doesn’t he have to be approved of by Congress? Probably not. Just by dem Paulson.
Here is a blog URL of the banned skit.
http://commonsenselogic.blogspot.com/2008/10/saturday-night-live-skit-blames.html
We have special places for them to protest.
Part of the reason it got banned MAY be the caption under the Sandlers that read “People who should be shot.”
That may have been regarded as incitement.
There will be a tipping point.
“expect rioting when Omessiah loses the election”
yep.
HI, FUDDIE!
Strange isn’t it, how even SNL can feel the “fairness doctrine” b!tchslap when they dare to air something TPTB don’t like.
Kind of tells you how far it'll get before the election. I think if it had a chance, Rush would be all over it.
Heigh-ho there.
I am voting for Palin.
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