The Frank Lisp
Representative Frank is well known for his distinct lisp while speaking. While some claim that he has spoken this way his entire life, it has recently been revealed that it came as a result of a childhood accident involving a piece of silverware. The silverware, which is a fork passed down three generations, is now on display on Frank's congressional desk as a personal reminder, in his self-depricating fashion, of how stupid he really is.
So he was forked, ya say?