[weegee]

I was up until the douchebags in the medias coughed up the admission that Bush had won and Gore had called to confirm.

They got all solemn and Katie Couric was holding back the tears.

Then Al Gore reneged and Dan Ratherbiased got rejuvenated like he'd snorted Scarface's private stash.

The media is not impartial. They are lousy actors. That's why they read the news instead of earn more money doing other things in front of the camera.

[beaware]

The media is not impartial. They are lousy actors. That’s why they read the news instead of earn more money doing other things in front of the camera.

what kind of other things could they do in front of the camera that would earn them more money??
Yes, I guess NO ONE would WANT to watch them take of their clothes on camera right??!!