[mad_as_he$$]

I was born in the ancient city of Atlantis in the Pegasus Galaxy - that's my story and I am sticking to it. My Mother was a US citizen who had an encounter with an Ancient. Unfortunately the trip back here was an ordeal and all our papers were lost. My mother would confirm this but she is dead, so you will just have to take my word for it. My Grandmother hates Ancients so she will not be able to tell you anything about where I was born since she was not there./s

[airborne]

If you can get DailyKOS to verify that, and maybe print up a replica of what your birth certificate might look like, that should be good enough!

After all, it’s nothing major. Just electing the President of the United States of America!