[Sender]

Why is Obama/Biden like a newspaper?
They are both black and white and red all over. (groan)

Why is Obama/Biden unlike a vacuum cleaner?
They both suck, but a vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the bottom.

What's the difference between a community organizer and a squirrel?
Hmm...hiding nuts...acorns...not sure. Oh, a squirrel isn't a socialist?

Why is a stopped clock preferable to Nancy Pelosi?
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Why is America in 2008 like Germany before WWII?
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[sportutegrl]

Why is Obama/Biden like a newspaper? They are both black and white and red all over. (groan)

You could actually make this just about 0bama: Why is 0bama like a newspaper?

[Entrepreneur]

What does Obama have in common with Fannie Mae?
Both are in the red and will cost the taxpayers a fortune.