OK that made me chuckle
Sadly, I chuckled, too.
Aside from Sarah, this entire campaign year (or two or three) has been a joke.
An Alaskan hunter shot a 12 point buck. After skinning it and before he could drag it back to his pickup, a blizzard roared through. To survive the cold, he climbed into the buckskin to keep warm. The next morning he found that he couldn’t get out. Seems that the snow had sealed him in. He started to panic, thinking that he might eventually starve to death. Then he remembered he had voted for Obama in the primary, and he felt so small he crawled out the @ss h*le...
Why does the Secret Service detail protecting Obama fear the most? The wind.