Granted. You will enjoy your new job in a Chinese factory, making TVs for your betters in the senate.
Due to the financial crisis, you will be required to pay for your own airline ticket, but do not worry comrade, it will be deducted from your salary, err, I mean rice alotment. But do not worry, a half cup of rice will be fine, you're a bit fat anyway
Thank you for your support, Bush, Obama, Pelosi, McCain
Best Regards,
Dear Leader
“your a bit fat anyway” LOL How did you know that!