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6 posted on 10/01/2008 8:46:32 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 ("I fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve. ( DBM)
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To: greyfoxx39; G.Mason; just me

You want some syrupy satire, you got it:
Americans, face-it, you sanctimonious freepin White power elites, you owe REPARATIONS$$$ to Barack’s people, so shut up and vote!

I have seen the light shining upon Barack, and it’s so real! You stubborn biggoted holdouts, YES, YOU CAN see it too and , Support Barack, & here’s a 100% TRUE Testimony*******************************

Millions of nonracist people adore Barack and have come to get in your face and ROCK your VOTE 2008, until you get it and give it up.

I just sold my home, remains of the stock portfolio, and the precious possessions and donated the proceeds to the Obama campaign. (They refused to take any of the kids or the dogs though, and I’m still trying to figure that one out.) It is the most patriotic thing to do to change all that’s wrong in America. Give to the Baracks-Government, it feels sssooo good., just like Mr. Bidens said it would. YES WE CAN! And it will ease your burdens and give you peace of mind.

I am now 90% guilt-free of the fact that 150 years ago, the USA had slavery. I can proudly stand up with Barack and yell,” I am not an
EVIL WhiteDEVILRacist,..........because I am voting for the “ONE” that we have all been waiting for!” We have finally Overcome Slavery in 2008, at last, and changed the bad, bad country of America. YES, WE CAN!

Due to Barack’s perfect stae of nearEbony, he can promise a honky like me a job (and pay me if I don’t work), YES, We Can! However, I truly want a job so I can be a more patriotic White-Cracker and start paying higher taxes. This’ll help to pay off what I owe for REPARATIONS since by family immigrated in the 1930s. Anyway, reparations will erase the remaining 10% of my guilt and make me a bonified ‘citizen of the global world’, just like Barack! YES, WE CAN!

Another reason to vote for the One: Barack will cure my bad syphllitic leg through his Universal Healthcare plan. He will make all my cousins and their cousins- cousins legal citizens so they can have free medicine and vote, too (they are entitled.). YES, WE CAN!

Barack has given me Hope, Change, and more Hope. And I Hope you feel the same way as I do about the Change to a handsome man of color. (He is even more handsome than our
~very Famous Mayor of the ‘Chocolate City,’~ Ray Nagen.
Plus, he was a community organizer for the presigious ACORN organization. Barack might have organized some of the people onto all the empty school busses instead of leaving them down here to drown. So there you have it, Barack’s more handsome than our Great Mayor, a better ACORN organizer, and therefore deserves to be President.) YES, HE CAN!

Whether you are born white(shamefully), or Indian, Asian, Hispanic, or anything non-Black, you should be embarassed to have been born a racist-American. So, you must stand at the next local Barack rally and wave a fist (men only) or jump up and down while wiping a teary-eyed face (women only) while chanting:

Vote Black, Vote Barack!...Vote Black, Vote Barack!....

{Note: HeadScarf-Alert: The above doesn’t apply to the blessed followers of Mohammed. Muslims, we welcome your financial support from here and abroad. But please stay away from our rallies and out of the media until our One ascends to Rule America. (Rewards will flow to you later)}

{Patriot Alert: if you come to our rallies, leave your American flag pin at home.} Citizens of the world have pledged not to offend anyone with symbols of Yankee Imperialism and American Hegemony. ( Plus: Free admission with every 10 signed absentee ballots) YES WE CAN!..YES WE CAN! and YES,.... HE, THE ONE, WILL RULE YOU!

Purdie Damtru
Louisiana Unites for the Faux-ONE


40 posted on 10/01/2008 9:19:30 AM PDT by Gemsbok (Pledge to fight voter FRAUD (Acorn & Obama) be a poll worker, watcher, observer:Get in their faceJun)
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