First it was a bailout for an emegency
Second it was a rescue for an uncontollable event
Today it’s a crisis in confidence in a perceived downturn
Soon it will be never mind
No, no, no.
First it was “I NEED 700 BILLION DOLLARS IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS OR WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!”
When that didn’t happen, we go the countdown to:
“WE NEED THE MONEY BY 4:00 P.M. FOR A SUPER SECRET MEETING WITH THE PRESIDENT ON THURSDAY OR WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!”
After that, I kinda hoped the whole thing would just crash and we could just get on with the recovery.