This bill will never pass if they keep referring to it as the "bailout bill". They should call it what it really is --" The bend over, I'll drive bill."
“The bad news—nobody has any money to go anywhere and there is noplace to go.”
We can start buying gas with whiskey. Until the government tries to tax our whiskey, and then we’ll have to be mowed down by national guard fire. How about we go straight barter? “I’ll trade you a song for a thimble-full of unleaded, mister.”