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....but I can’t believe there are enough of them to elect a president.

Two quotes...

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money.

Alexis de Tocqueville

We have met the enemy and he is us.

Walt Kelly

We elected these boobs. And they have no fear we'll throw them out.

If they pass this bill, I hope to God we prove them wrong. If we don't, we deserve what we're gonna get.

[mewzilla]

And speaking of bribery, AiT's find from 2005...

(Failed) "Wachovia Bank Bids for More Hispanic Customers" (IRONIC 2005 ARTICLE)