PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

http://www.wnbc.com/news/17539627/detail.html ^ | September 23, 2008 | anon

[andy58-in-nh]

Or, if you’re on a diet, try our new “Double D-Lite”!

[Mojave]

No Jersey milk, please.

[Secret Agent Man]

That’s not milk. That’s silicone.

[avenir]

Ben & Jerry’s is one of those rare products I actually gave up on because I got sick of the B.S. on the cartons. Mind you, before this I was an addict for years, long enough to see them do Flavor Flashback’s.

[RedMonqey]

Plus dairy cows MUST BE MILKED or the pressure from the milk swollen mammary sacks causes excruciating pain. They are bred to produce so either milk them or shoot them to put them out of their misery.

These Peta people are idiots.

[Safrguns]

Oh please!....
Dairy cows are THE most pampered group of livestock in existence... and why?... because it results in more production and better quality produce.

I wonder how bitter feminist milk would taste.

Oh... and lets not forget the fact that dairy cows are periodically inseminated and taken completely through the birthing process to make milk production possible in the first place.

Lets see them put their money.. err.. uh.. breasts where their mouths are.

[Vaduz]

That’s not milk. That’s silicone.
True but now candy won’t stick to your teeth.

[GWMcClintock]

They DO use breast milk—BOVINE BREAST MILK!

(I know—that was “udderly” ridiculous!)

[GWMcClintock]

Soylent Green!!

[Bobalu]

These people have no clue about human lactation facts.

A large woman who empties her breasts every 2 hours around the clock may be able to produce a gallon a day. Any less frequently than every 2 hours and milk production drops rapidly. Where are you going to find women willing to do such a thing every 2 hours??

Pregnancy is not necessary for lactation to start. Nipple stimulation and suckling will start lactation in most women after several days. Even males can lactate, the male breast is exactly like the female but is just underdeveloped. The side effects of some medications can start male lactation (yuk).

Breast size has very little to do with the amount of milk produced...this is a common misconception.

Anyone who would make ice cream with human milk is a sicko IMO.

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>And The Jokes Just Write Themselves...

Who want’s to be in heard management and product collections?

[Harley]

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

Who says they aren't already?

[marsh2]

It probably lacks the fat content needed. I hope they do go for it. Their business would tank like a brick in water. Next, PETA will be going after milk Duds.

[Old Sarge]

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[Old Sarge]

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[andy58-in-nh]

I’d suggest “Nipple Ripple”, but I think we’ve milked this subject for all it’s worth.

[Old Sarge]

Naw, I think we can nurse it along for a while...

[andy58-in-nh]

Or perhaps it’s time to end this tit for tat...

[Old Sarge]

Who is she, and what is the cause of that expression (although several things come to mind...)?

[Old Sarge]

Aw, c’mon, I was just goin’ with the flow...