as I also approve of John Boy & Sarah in my exalted position as Supreme Ultra-OverLord Fleet Admiral/Bartender of the Piratebots of the Universe and All Inter-Dimensions Here, There and Within! Dammit, Spock! How come Bender... 
always has a cooler outfit than mine?
He has a bigger costume budget... 
Captain.
And Bender is also much sexier than you... 
since you gained all that weight to play Denny Crane.