Any patriot as familiar as you are with the damage al-Murditha has done to the security of our country and the morale of those who defend her with their lives and souls are well qualified to vote in favor of the concrete tie award for his “service”.
So eloquently stated. The necktie award.
I would vote for the concrete galoshes award, followed immediately by redemption of the included gift card for swimming lessons. Of course this is all predicated on his surviving the deep cleansing ritual of the oil-immersion at 500 degrees f. Which cleanses clean to the bone, if done right.