[SlayerOfBunnies]

I live in Missouri, and three times in one evening, I was called by the Obama supporters, wanting funds. “Can’t you afford just $25.00”, they asked.

My standard reply goes something like...

If someone stapled a rabid weasel to my genitals and the only staple remover in the world belonged to a guy who would only remove staples for Obama voters, I still wouldn't vote for (or donate to) Obama.

[Panzerlied]

LMAO
I think your reply would leave no doubt in their minds.