Makes me nauseous.
Obama and Putin talking ---
Putin: "I would like to reacquire part of Alaska."
Obama: "Alaska? Don't you own it? Or does Canada? I know it isn't one of our 57 states."
Putin: "Sarah Palin is the Governor of the state? It is where most of the oil of the USA is from."
Obama: "Oh... Ok...what part do you want?"
Putin: "We would like the north part of the state. It is not being used, so why not give it to us. Remember, we sold it to you?"
Obama: "Oh ok...just the north part of it? Steward I think ripped you Russians off when he stole it."
Putin: "We also gave you Washington, Oregon and California, too."
Obama: "I am sorry that we ripped off the Russians on that. You can have those states -- to San Fran. I have to talk to Mexico's president about us stealing Southern California and New Mexico, Arizona and Texas from them. We are selling northern Maine to the French along with the Louisiana Purchase."
Putin: "You are making the world safer!"
Obama: "Yes, and North Korea just merged with South Korea, and Iran just merged with Iraq, Pakistan and India. The world so safe. Hammas said they just won the ELECTION of Isreal."