> Murtha is a disgrace to the country. Too bad keelhauling has been outlawed.
It’s also too bad they don’t use tar and feathers,
But then, tar is a petroleom product and expensive and feathers are expensive also.
We'll go natural/green. Use unprocessed tree sap, or lightly processed cane or beet sugar. Roll 'em in that, use recycled "fluffed" plastic instead of feathers. Then dump him on a fire ant pile. They like sugar, and have other interesting and useful behaviors as well.