[ottbmare]

And if the above conditions were met, you believe she'd take the number 1 spot?

Could be. Only Todd knows; only Todd will ever know. But from what I can see with clothes on, I think Mrs. Palin is in pretty fine shape from all those hours of hauling on lines, tramping through the snow, and dragging heavy carcasses.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

...hauling on lines, tramping through the snow, and dragging heavy carcasses.

Aw, now you're gettin' me all hot and bothered.