[silent_jonny]

I'm back--I had to read about cleavage ;)

I was asking myself why didn't I go in the line where the gay guy who looks like Doug Henning was working the register.

LMAO!!!

[retrokitten]

He does! He's really weird, too. The grocery store is like beacon for all the area weirdos. I bought brown eggs once. He picked them up and said, "Brown cage-free eggs?!?! Now I've seen everything!" Like they were the most absurd thing ever to come through his line.

There is this other guy who we call, "The Undertaker." He's like the undertaker in all 50's/60's movies. Tall, thin, unsmiling, and like every word is an effort to get out.