You should be a sportscaster with “This will either win or lose an election” talk. ;)
I called my first HS game in 2002. The local HS Football team got beat 40-0 and never even got a first down. But The boss said I did “damn good”. Considering that there was no excitement in that game at all. I figured out “hey, I am pretty good at this”
Thats is another reason I love Sarah Palin. She started out in the same business :)