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He keys Hummers because:

(1) His wife has diabetes.

(2) His son is mentally ill.

(3) Hummers have a "large carbon footprint." He himself drives a gold BMW, which is the preferred choice of aboriginal peoples who live in harmony with nature and at one with the land.

(4) He is aware of this "carbon footprint" because he belongs to two different environmental groups.

(5) Hummer drivers take up two parking spaces sometimes.

(6) He is having trouble in the stock market - no word on whether this trouble is endangering his proud membership in the local country club. Not that country clubs and gold courses have any carbon footprint at all.

10 posted on 09/23/2008 11:59:09 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who like to be called Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)

He himself drives a gold BMW, which is the preferred choice of aboriginal peoples who live in harmony with nature and at one with the land.

For that you owe me a keyboard.

21 posted on 09/23/2008 12:17:13 PM PDT by Lurker (She's not a lesbian, she doesn't whine, she doesn't hate her country, and she's not afraid of guns.)

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