I say just stand back and let it happen.
They can’t do more damage to their sacred (can I say that around pagans?) cause than they’re doing already.
If I wasn’t at the other end of the country I’d drop by just to see if it was actually for real.
Certain things are beyond parody, like when (according to legend) SNL back in the day tried to do a satirical skit about “Laverne & Shirley” and found it was impossible to be any dumber than the original.