That's been tried before - remember Boumediene v. Bush, where Congress tried to strip jurisdiction from the Court of any habeas review of Guantanamo detainees? The Supreme Court still had jurisdiction.
My suggestion would be to strip jurisdiction from all courts EXCEPT the Supreme Court, and mandate expedited, after-the-fact review.
I have a better idea, tell Congress to stuff the whole thing where the sun don’t shine.
Enough is enough! Let the chips fall where they may. America is strong, and will recover sans the bankster vampires sucking it’s lifeblood.