A Jewish farmer,walking through his hay field,notices a man kneeling and drinking from his pond. The farmer shouts “Trink nicht wasser! Die keyen haben gescheissen dorten!” (meaning, “Don’t drink the water! The cows sh*t in it!”)...
The kneeling man shouts back angrily, “I am a Muslim. I speak Arabic and English. If you can’t speak the sacred tongue of the Koran, speak to me in English!” ...
The farmer replies: “Use both hands! You’ll get more!”