[arasina]

You do know that Sarah Bernhard wasn't actually born, don't you? Her mother had been constipated for days and then was finally able to take a dump. She wanted to keep a souvenir of the experience so she fished "it" out of the toilet even though it was stinky and made loud, gaseous noises. Thus Sarah Bernard was pooped into the world.

[arasina]

Sandra. Not Sarah. Dagnabit.