Posted on 09/17/2008 8:35:30 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Zei gezunt.
Good afternoon everyone!
Logan Act
Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, with intent to influence the measures or conduct of any foreign government or of any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
This section shall not abridge the right of a citizen to apply, himself or his agent, to any foreign government or the agents thereof for redress of any injury which he may have sustained from such government or any of its agents or subjects.
Thank you....how did you know I sneezed? That loud huh?
Sarahcuda ...lol
Tina Fey did an outstanding job.
algorithm = AlGore-ithm
**Tina Fey did an outstanding job.**
Hey Tina, a vote for McCain/PALIN will get you 4 to 8 years of a pretty steady paycheck... THINKABOUT IT!!
Thanks for the ping, TSchmereL! Writes with Eagle Feather is here, listening for the first hour and then leaving for the eye clinic for my first cataract surgery. I slept well last night and am all ready—God took my fear away and I can’t wait to get in there and have the procedure. Please send up a quick prayer for me, and I’ll be back on tomorrow.
obama is for the middle Class like Stalin was for FREEDOM!!
Ok folks...I chose this thread to get the word out.
Check out this e-mail I got. Make the necessary changes by answering it the TRUTH and pass it on!!
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I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....
· If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents, you’re ‘exotic, different.’
· Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, yours is a quintessential American story.
· If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
· Name your kids Willow , Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.
· Graduate from Harvard law School and be President of the Law Review, you are unstable.
· Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.
· Spend 3 years as a community organizer, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.
· If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.
· If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising two daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real Christian.
· If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you are a (real) Christian.
· If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
· If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you’re very responsible.
· If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America’s.
· If your husband is nicknamed ‘First Dude’, with at least one DUI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
OK, much clearer now.
I should be a campaign manager .... could I do a lot with “Up Chuck”
And your point is...???
My point is what I said...
Get the truth out by countering the lies!!!
My point is what I said...
Get the truth out by countering the lies!!!
You should block whomever emailed you that crap...
Did you read the first two lines, E&L? I missed them the first time and thought Jack was expressing his own opinion. The first two lines make the difference!
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